Wednesday, July 30, 2008
Happy Camper
Hey, mommy...
Yeah, Sam?
I just invented a summer camp for kids!
Oh, that's good. What kind of camp is it?
Well, it's a half-Star Wars and half-Indiana Jones camp.
Oh, cool.
Yeah, and I'm going to call it The Star Jones Camp. What do you think?
(long pause) Well, Sam, I think it sounds lots more fun than The Barbara Walters Camp.
Good. Cause we're also gonna give everyone at Star Jones Camp a whip and a light saber. Do you think that's a good idea?
No, Sam. I think that's a GREAT idea.
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18 comments:
Love it! Where do I sign up?
Your child should definitely get into advertising. Things this smooth don't just happen everyday.
In fact, i could see this in the near future... move over Richard Simmons, Jenny Craig, Chuck Norris... there's a new sheriff in town and she's got a whip and a light saber to get you in shape...
Not that it would have to be a fat camp or anything... but..
you know.
Definitely sounds WAY more fun than nature camp!
-Anna
Isn't she - like - a lawyer? A whip and a light saber? Perfect.
Isn't it great when kids don't have any idea how funny they are?
Sam rocks.
I dunno, maybe see if he'd go for an Indiana Wars camp. they can still have whips and light sabers, but it'd be more of a mid-western grudge-match. The Darth Hoosiers vs. the Jedi Illini. with whips and snakes.
Awesome idea, Sam! In fact, I got my husband at the Al Reynolds Butterscotch Stallion Camp.
Oh, that's awesome!
Hilarious, I want to got to Star Jones Camp. Will I lose weight? with no surgery or diet? Sign me up!
Let Sam know I'm ready to join his camp. And the bonus is, I already own a whip..but I will need a light saber please. Another brilliant idea from our Sammy!!
Too funny.
Am I the only one who actually think she looks worse since she lost all of that weight? Her face is totally sunken, and she looks older too.
awesome
Hmmm.. light saber and a whip.. Oh yeah...MacGyver's version of the 'star jones diet'....LOL
Do Elisabeth and Whoopi go at it at Star Jones camp because if they do, I so want to come!
Throw in Rosie and I'll be there too :)
Should be quite a spectacle.
Sam is smarter than Barbara Walters.
That camp sound sooooo much better than the Winehouseowhattafuckup camp I was looking at in Maine.
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