Shut the hell up.
Does anyone here look like they give a crap about your cat’s shedding problem?
Here’s $10. Get a mustache wax, Castro.
How many minutes are on your phone plan? Twenty thousand?
MATTHEW FOX! IT’S MATTHEW FOX!! THAT’S THE NAME OF “THAT GUY” WHO STARS IN “THAT SHOW ABOUT THE ISLAND THINGY”, OK?
Here's an idea: get a frickin’ dictionary so you can expand your verbal repertoire beyond “Oh my God, Madison” and “That sucks”.
Next time you go to the bathroom, I’m spitting non-fat latte on your chair.