Monday, December 31, 2007
Pick-Up Lines My 6 Year-Old Son Uses To Impress Much Older Waitresses
Did you know that I'm 6 years-old? I need to use two hands to show you that many fingers.
Look, I can write my whole name...with lowercase letters.
Thanks for the chips, Lindsey. Did you see what a good eater I was?
Yeah, I'm in Kindergarten. It's pretty cool, I guess.
Look! I finished my spaghetti!
Him? That's my brother. He's only in preschool. He's still just learning his colors. By the way, I like your RED shirt and BLACK pants.
So, think you'd like to see my lightsaber some time?
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Wow, he's pretty smooth. You're going to have a keep an eye on that one. ;)
Sounds just like him!
I thought my son was the only one with a thing for waitresses. Happy New Year.
My daughter has quite an eye for the latin lothario bus boy at our favorite eatery. She pulls out all the stops.
My 5 year old niece is totally in love with my boyfriend (41 years old). She is so cute, calling him John-John and Johnny. You should see her go into action when we visit her. It is adorable to watch!
OMG! I think he's been watching reruns of "Scott Baio is 45 and Single". Too funny!
is he partial to blondes as well?
I can't wait for your book. It is going to be awesome.
jeez, some of those lines I'm going to take home with me. after all, my lightsaber is pretty impressive.
They're so cute at that age and then they grow up and get hairy and say things like, "you must be tired...you've been running through my dreams all night." Your kids will be the exception ;)
Excellent. Lindsey must've cracked up.
In no time he'll be all "heyyyyyy, how YOU doin'."
Just a short note to say that I LOVE YOUR BLOG!
just call your little man, the smooth operator.. he sounds adorable though.
LMAO... I'm still using some of those lines ;)
And Pyro talks pretty smooth for a 17 year old that waxes his legs... (seriously, follow the link on my blog)
What a sly one!!
P.S. - So... you're back then?
My 7 and 5 year old daughters do this!! They don't discriminate who to, either *lol* I usually hide my face and start walking the other way when they get started...
You are so frickin' funny! I started reading through the rest of your blog and I have tears in my eyes from laughing! I've now forwarded your blog to my friends. I also love that you named your stiletto's Bitchy McPalimony--brilliant! I want more!
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww that is one of the cutest things I've EVER heard *squeal*
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