Thursday, November 01, 2007
Some More Accurate Names For The Frozen Sandwiches Called "Hot Pockets"
Wow, This Is Really, Really Hot Pockets
How Long Was This In The Microwave, Anyway? 10 Hours? Pockets
At Least Now I Know What Molten Lava Tastes Like Pockets
Jesus, Is One Of The Ingredients Uranium? Pockets
Dear God, I Think I Smell My Tonsils Burning Pockets
And I've Just Lost Feeling In My Lower Jaw Pockets
Are These Third Degree Burns On My Teeth? Pockets
Seriously, Call An Ambulance Pockets
And Find Out If Our Insurance Company Covers Skin Grafts Pockets
This Must Be What They Eat In Hell Pockets
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Oh my God. You are the funniest person alive! I'm going to go back to read 'em again. Way too good!
OK. I went back and tried to read them aloud to my husband, but was laughing too hard. I'll try again.
Funny, I can't say 'pockets' with these blisters on my lips pockets.
Hand Held Solar Flare Pockets
Contravenes Local, Provincial, and Federal Fire Control Regulations Pockets
PS: I would really love to get together for a coffee or a beer sometime.
If I ever win a lottery, I'll travel anywhere in the world to meet you face to face. You've got to be an incredible person.
I might even leave my special stalking axe behind ;)
Ah, thanks for bringing me back to the Hot Pockets Dayz that I used to miss, but now, after reading your hilarious new names, I am quite happy England does not sell these, burn-your-freaking-mouth-off sandwiches. I used to lose feeling in my mouth for days!
You are way too funny.
Who Really Needs a Roof on Their Mouth Pockets
How about, What the hell is this Very Hot stuff in the Pockets?
Help! The pepperoni is fused to my tongue pockets.
This is freakin' hilarious!!!! I just ate one yesterday and you know, I wonder why I don't just wait a minute until it cools down? No, I have dive right into the molten lava!!! HAHAHAHA!
I found your blog after someone sent an email to me yesterday about the Always pad. I thought to myself that this person HAS to have a blog, so I googled you and now I'm laughing my guts out!
They're still some of the easiest thing to eat while driving pockets
OMG. Were we separated at birth? You are beyond hilarious.
Word. I think everything should be in some sort of pocket. It makes planning meals a lot more, you know, simple.
you are really, really funny!!! my stomach hurts from laughing so hard.
OMG!!!! I was laughing so hard, I almost peed myself!
Anyway, I feel -exactly- the same way. And if you don't microwave them for the whole 2:30, the middle is still frozen!
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