Muahahahahhahha that's gotta be the best post I've seen that has 9x more words in the heading than in the post. Two words of brilliance!I bought two bags of Jelly Beans for a work mate last night. Only one of them made it to her desk this morning :S I feel your pain, Wendi!
Funny, that's where my vet puts the thermometer during the annual checkup...
We have the Milk Duds of Destiny.As in they are destined to make my butt big or my dentist will be destined to take a Carribean vacation.
And the worst part is, I SPECIFICALLY told my husband to not buy chocolate.He should know by now I have no willpower.First kid that rings our doorbell tonight gets the whole damn bag.
When I came to work this morning, I fully intended to be productive. I was going to stay off the internet and really get some sh*t done today. And then I found you. And now it appears I'll be reading your blog from start to finish instead. And I'm totally gonna tell myself that it can't be helped because, ya know, you're just all kinds of funny and brilliant. This is absolutely not evidence of any debilitating slacker tendencies on my part. It's not me--it's you. And you are awesome.
Oh, no, hon! You're supposed to be Crudder-Fingers so you won't eat them!
Oh, Wendi, that's ba-a-a-ad.Still funny though :D
Don't forget "HER-SHE's With AAAAAAAAHLMONDS"
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