Sunday, July 22, 2007
In This Month's Issue
Why Everyone Else Is A Better Mom Than You!
Perfect Toddler Fashions For Those Of You Stupid Enough To Buy A $70 Cashmere Sweater For A 3 Year-Old!
Does It Feel Like Your Playgroup Hates You? It's Because They Do!
Is Your Toddler Headed For Early Military School? Take Our Quiz!
Yummy Summer Recipes To Tear Out, Put In A Drawer and Never, Ever Make!
The Season's Hottest Drawstring Pants For You Fatasses Who've Let Yourselves Go!
Our Baby Photo Contest Winner! (Trust Us, It Wasn't Your Little Troll!)
Baby Still Not Sleeping Through The Night? Maybe It's Because You're A Pathetic Loser!
The 10 Warning Signs You Should Never Ignore About Ignoring Warning Signs!
Slim Down By Your Baby's College Graduation! (Hint: Put Down The Pork Chop, You Hump!)
Mom-Tested Wine: Quantity Beats Quality!
The Hidden Dangers In String Cheese!
Cool Crafts That Nobody Will Enjoy Doing and Will Take You Two Hours To Clean Up!
Celebrity Babies: Just Like Yours, But With Looks, Brains and Talent!
Think You're a MILF? Good God, Are You Wrong!
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9 comments:
Excellent.
You just got this month's Parenting too, huh?
Ooh, I really want to read #4!
My kind of mag. Must subscribe...
You're hysterical...got your email about the Maxi Pads from a co-worker and decided to Google you. I work in a depressing hospital...your blog was just the humor I needed!
Overworked mom of 3 in Houston, Texas
"Put down the pork chop, you hump." God, you crack me up. Where do you get this stuff? My stomach hurts from laughing.
Wait, no photos of chocolate cakes next to articles on the only diet you'll ever need?
I just wanted to ditto exhausted intern's comment. I'm pretty sure my 5 yr old is so there. Too bad I'm a crappy writer, that child would make for some serious blog material.
love it.
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