Thursday, February 22, 2007

What the Citibank Customer Service Representative Heard In the Background When I Called to Check On My Account:


Mommy, I pooped!

Did you hear me, mommy? I poooooped!

Hey, it's green!

I'm flushing now! Bye, green poop! I love you!

Where are you, mommy? Mommy! I need my bottom wiped!

Mommommymommymom!!

Never mind, mommy, I just used my shirt. Was that a good idea? Hey, who are you talking to in the closet?






3 comments:

stephanie said...

I'm going to use an LOL.

That's hilarious!

Mary Ann said...

I'm starting to think that you live in my closet and are reporting my life...hey!! That's where my brain cells have gone.

Give them back...please

Lorra said...

My head is going to blow up!!! You are so funny :)